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House-isms

Season 7

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He's brash, he's blunt, he's acerbic, he's...House. And, believe it or not, he does think before he speaks. Whether he's belittling his staff or explaining to patients precisely why they're so stupid, House is never at a loss for words, and we've selected the most outrageous quotes from each episode.

Now What?

"You were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool! So was I."

"This is important. Right now we are more important than what's going on at the hospital."

"No! He's like a stray. He'll eat everything, shed all over the place, and crap on the floor."

"So, you'll break off your engagement, but you won't adjust your schedule?"

"You're going to remember all the horrible things I've done, and you're going to try and convince yourself that I've changed. And I'm going to start doing those horrible things again, because I haven't changed. And then you'll realize that I am an insane choice for someone who has a kid. And from there it's a short step to the inevitable conclusion that all of this was a mistake. Tell me any of that isn't true."

"I've done horrible things to you. And I'll do horrible things again, to you. Because of one stupid moment with a dying girl in a pile of rubble, you think I can change. Tell me where I am wrong."

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